How to Build a Website in Two Hours
(With Slightly Panicked AI Assistance)
Step 1: The Foundation
Begin by harnessing the almighty v0, a tool so obscure it might as well be powered by improbability drive logic. Use it to create the personalized skeleton of your website. This takes longer if someone spills tea on the keyboard (luckily, no tea incidents here).
Step 2: Content Creation
Start with a tiny description, then let GPT work its magic to expand it with a sprinkle of Hitchhiker's whimsy. Export it as a .docx from GPT (because, why not?) and toss it into Cursor, where it magically transforms into a functional website structure.
Step 3: Visual Magic
Design time! Fire up Journey for AI-generated logos and visuals. These, as always, are 90% impressive and 10% "what even is that?" At least when you just copy paste the old prompt.
Step 4: Podcast Creation
Feeling ambitious, you whip up a podcast in record time. Input the epic Swedish Governments AI report Färdplan Sverige (a light read at only 120 pages) into Google LM, tweak it for humor, and churn out a 17-minute podcast masterpiece. It's uploaded to Spotify via Creators and seamlessly linked to your shiny new site.
Step 5: The Final Touch
Sit back, marvel at your AI-powered efficiency, and hope no one notices the occasional existential crisis embedded in the code.